Archive for July, 2007


Share the Wealth

I once worked for a magazine where the editorial department got an incredible number of job perks. Not only were they comped for every concert, play and movie premiere in town, there was also a constant stream of free CDs, books, gadgets, toys and gizmos coming in the door. Since there were only five people in the department, they couldn’t possibly use all these goodies so they … threw them away.

At any given time, you could walk through the editorial department and see trashcans overflowing with hard-cover books and shrink-wrapped CDs and all kinds of stuff. Sometimes people would ask if they could retrieve an item, and it would be graciously proffered. Sometimes people sneaked into the department after hours but before the cleaning crew arrived and just TOOK what they wanted. The rest got thrown away. (more…)

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Every Boss is Crazy for a Sharp-Dressed Man

Comedian Rob Paravonian has a hilarious bit about a boss telling him to dress for the job he wants, so he shows up in a Cubs uniform. (He wants to play Center Field.) He’s just riffing on one of those pieces of advice that seem to be the default choice when it comes to the concept of “dress for success.” After all, the conventional wisdom goes, you are what you wear.

The truth is, though, that what you wear to work on a day-to-day basis isn’t nearly as important as what you wear for your first job interview. It’s all about the image you project and the right clothes help you project the right image. Where it gets tricky is that corporate culture has changed so much in the last few years that the term “dress code” may not even be in the company manual. (Assuming there IS a company manual.) (more…)

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Know When to Say When

I used to work for a sociopath. I know what you’re thinking. Everyone seems to have worked for a crazy boss at some point. But this guy wasn’t your usual corporate psycho taking credit for other people’s ideas and sabotaging their performance reviews. He was a berserker boss who rampaged through the company like Godzilla through Tokyo.

He’d been brought in to run the day-to-day operations so the owner could take a more conceptual role. Instead of inspiring enthusiasm and trust, his arrival resulted in a total meltdown of company morale. Within a year, there was 100 percent turnover in a company of 30 people. (more…)

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E is for EEK!

E-mail is the greatest communication innovation since the invention of the printing press, and I’m not just saying that because I share a surname with the guy who invented it (Ray Tomlinson). But as everyone who uses it knows, there are some pitfalls inherent in the e-mailing process that can sabotage a worker’s reputation faster than getting caught photocopying their rear at the annual Christmas party.

For example, it is way too easy to hit the “reply to all” button and accidentally send an embarrassing message to every single person in the company instead of your best friend who works in shipping and will appreciate your joke at management’s expense. (If you’ve never done it, you don’t use e-mail enough.) (more…)

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Don’t Call Them, They’ll Call You

It’s happened to me and I bet it’s happened to you. You interview for a job. Everything seems to go well. The interviewer shakes your hand as you leave and tells you, “I still have a few people to talk to, but I’ll get back to you soon.” And then you never hear from that person again. Ever.

When a week goes by, you make a call to check in and end up leaving a message. Additional follow-up calls go wherever pink message slips go to die. If you try to connect via e-mail, your tracker tells you that “your message was deleted without being read.” Maybe one day you’ll get a letter thanking your for applying and wishing you luck on your job search. (I once got such a letter nearly two years after I sent in a resume.) But chances are, if you’re getting the cold shoulder, there’s never going to be a thaw. (more…)

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One is the Loneliest Number

Shari has a problem. She likes her job as a magazine advertising accountant. Her salary is good, her benefits decent, and management doesn’t mind if she takes the two weeks of her vacation at the same time. Her problem? It’s becoming increasingly difficult for her to avoid after-hours socializing with the four other women who share her office.

It’s not that she doesn’t like them. In fact, she does her fair share of socializing with them during the work day. (Studies have shown that American workers lose about two hours a day to socializing, a “time wasting” activity that comes in just after “Internet browsing” as a drain on work productivity.) (more…)

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Does Your Resume Make You Look Fat?

Do you send a three-page resume in answer to a classified ad for a summer internship? Does your resume go back to the years when your main income was from baby-sitting and tips from your job at Applebee’s? If so, you may be sending the wrong signals to potential employers.

“I call it ‘resume bloat,’ ” confides my friend Cheryl, who works in Human Resources at a large law firm in Chicago. Other people call it “padding.” Job searching is not like applying to college, where the number and breadth of your extra-curricular activities can make the difference between getting into your first-choice school and your safety. Knowing”when to say when” is just as important in crafting a resume as it is when you’re downing beers. (more…)

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Fifty is the New Forty

Cece is 52 and has just been laid off from her job as an education specialist for a county school system. She suspects a younger co-worker who had “issues” with her age had something to do with her ouster, but she’s not one to sit around and brood. After taking a week off to watch Ellen and eat junk food, she polished up her resume and hit the job hunting trail.

After six weeks, her optimism is flagging a bit because she’s running into the twin bugaboos of job hunters over the age of 40: she’s over-qualified and, according to prospective employers, overpaid. “I’d be happy to under-report my salary,” she says mournfully, “but everywhere I’ve applied, they want a salary history. What am I supposed to do?” (more…)

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Don’t Get Testy

When my sister was in college, she applied for a job at what was then a thriving record store chain. She filled out the application, sailed through the interviews (there were two, one with the manager of the store, another with a regional sales management person), and filled out the paperwork. And that’s when they told her about the tests. There would be a drug test, she was told, one that would involve urine specimens AND a snippet of her hair.

No problem.

There would also be a polygraph test she was told, one that would take about 90 minutes and take place at a facility roughly half an hour from the store. The polygraph was necessary, she was told, because “shrinkage” (also known as the “five-finger discount,” the bane of retail stores) was a factor. (more…)

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What am I worth?

It sounds like an existential query posed late at night after one too many glasses of red wine, but for a job hunter, it’s more of trick question. More and more classified ads–both in print and online–are suggesting you send your resume and your salary requirements. For someone already stressed out by the job hunt, this little exercise in “guess the right answer” is nerve-wracking.

You can usually postpone the compensation question with a sentence or two in your cover letter that suggests you’re looking for a salary in line with your experience. Once you’re on the hot seat, it’s way too easy to be thinking of a number (say “50 thousand”) and then blurt out you’ll take the job for $40,000 because you’re afraid your salary request is too much. Employers are counting on this. They have a vacancy to fill. You want a job. And if you offer to work for ten thousand dollars under the money, they’re not going to object. It’s a lot easier to ask for what you’re worth if you have the facts on the tip of your tongue. (more…)

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